Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I'm Sorry And I Apologize

Yesterday, Mark McGwire became the latest in a long line of high-profile celebrities to say "I'm sorry," and "I apologize." Every sports and news show on radio and television covered the story. The same shows replayed the story over and over, even into today.

Now, Jose Canseco wants he and McGwire to duel it out on national television by submitting to a polygraph test to determine if the two actually shared a bathroom stall years ago to inject McGwire with steroids.

To Mr. McGwire and and Mr. Canseco, your fifteen minutes of fame are up with me. If they can ban Pete Rose for gambling, I certainly believe it would be fitting to send you both packing from the game as well.

I have wasted your time, and mine, discussing this issue further. Now I am the one who should say, "I'm sorry, and I apologize."